L I M I T E D W A R A N T Y
At Mutt Muffs®, we make innovative, high quality products for DOGS! We warrant this squeaky CHEW toy to be free from defects in material and workmanship existing at the time of manufacture for a period of 30 days from the date of initial purchase. If such a defect is discovered during the limited warranty period, we will, at our sole option, repair or replace your CHEW toy at no cost to you.
This limited warranty does not cover claims resulting from...
- ripping apart by teeth,
- failure to remember which sofa cushion you stuck it in,
- casualty due to a tug-of-war gone wrong,
- or interment in the back yard.
IMPORTANT: This warranty is intended for the use of the individual purchaser (especially those who would operate a weed whacker while naked or sleep with a hot curling iron). This warranty may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this warranty is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an annoying social faux pas. Unless the phrase "Molon Labe" has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the publication of this limited warranty, although the barking basset hound next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets.
For more terms and conditions, please see Legal Doo Doo
For a printable version of this Limited Warranty, click here